If you are offered a spectrum of offerings from Baltika Brewery, get the bottles you can't see through without a flashlight.
The "Classic Beer" and "Export Lager" offerings would not be out of place if re-labeled as a Vietnamese offering.
Luckily, I had a proper goddamned lager tonight with dinner, and boy did it taste good. Lighter beer's supposed to have a satisfying, sparkling note on the end, y'know? I live in the first world, and we have indoor plumbing. I can get enough watery finish to irrigate my own damn wheat, barley, and hops. (And personal Oxford comma supply.)