Saturday, August 30, 2008

On Improvised Weapons.

Here I was, thinking beating a fool down with the first object you pick up only happened in Feng Shui campaigns. (I don't get in fights, can you tell?) Then here comes Xavier with enlightenment and/or an amazon link.

I guess my idle musings at work on the same subject weren't for naught after all...seeing as I work retail on Friday nights. Of course, if I muse too loudly, I'd violate the company weapons policy by picking up a portafilter. Something about posessing anything that could be used as a deadly weapon.

"When Vin Diesel walks into a room, he's thinking of a way to kill you with everything in the room. Including the room itself."

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